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Euthanise Me

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Euthanise MeNew Zealand's stank beacons of irresponsibility THE CAVEMEN are back in the Slovenly saddle with four new merciless hits to the chin, as if 2020 hasn't been painful enough! Like, who doesn't wanna get euthanized, right? Seems like the 'Men would have already tackled a tune titled 'Eat Your Heart Out' on one of their hundred previous releases, but cannibalism is only the tip of the iceberg here these guys want to 'Eat Your Heart and Wear Your Face.'

New Zealand's stank beacons of irresponsibility THE CAVEMEN are back in the Slovenly saddle with four new merciless hits to the chin, as if 2020 hasn't been painful enough! Like, who doesn't wanna get euthanized, right? Seems like the 'Men would have already tackled a tune titled 'Eat Your Heart Out' on one of their hundred previous releases, but cannibalism is only the tip of the iceberg here - these guys want to 'Eat Your Heart and Wear Your Face.' HOW DISGUSTING (LY ROMANTICAL). But don't flatter yourself, baby. They're fine with going to see a shrink to get 'Over You' while you're twisting with your new squeeze. So enjoy yourselves, because as they say, it's later than you think.

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Very smart to wear, but the quality is terrible so after one wash the collar start fraying and fuzzballs start forming. Very disappointing.
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Nice shirt.
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Good neck height, not too high, firm neck grip without the choke feel. Clean look when wearing under an open shirt or looks good alone, Soft feel against the skin, and it washes well, no pulling or color fade. semi-form-fitting on the body, but not tight for the size. priced well.
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Mock turtle neck sagged and did not fit well.
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