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Everything I Want To Be Doing Right Now Is Illegal T-ShirtEverything I want to be doing right now is illegal. And most of it's not even bad. Okay, maybe most of it. But still. Printed on super soft combed ringspun cotton tees. They're sweatshop free because we're not dicks. They're also printed in the United States if that's a deal breaker for you. We made them look pre distressed on purpose. It's not because our printer was drunk. Well, he could have been drunk. It's not like we set up surveillance cameras
Everything I want to be doing right now is illegal. And most of it's not even bad. Okay, maybe most of it. But still.Printed on super soft combed ringspun cotton tees. They're sweatshop free because we're not dicks. They're also printed in the United States if that's a deal breaker for you. We made them look pre-distressed on purpose. It's not because our printer was drunk. Well, he could have been drunk. It's not like we set up surveillance cameras or anything. Come to think of it, he has been acting pretty jovial lately. Naw, he strikes me more as a toker.
Oh yeah! Heather colors have around 10% poly for extra stretch and that nifty athletic look.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed
Size guide
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
| Length (inches) | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 |
| Width (inches) | 16 ½ | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 |
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★★★★★ 5
Deep and sturdy
Item Package Quantity: 50, Size: 10 Inch Plate
Really a nice deep, study paper plate Will be buying more as wife seems happy with my choice.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 22, 2026
★★★★★ 4
Cake plate size
Item Package Quantity: 200, Size: 7 Inch Plate
These are more like cake plates or children's plates. I use them for desserts or a sandwich but when I want a bigger one then I get the other ones a bigger size......
The quality is good though and the price is acceptable.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 11, 2026
★★★★★ 5
The size of the plates
Item Package Quantity: 50, Size: 10 Inch Plate
Great sturdy paper plates
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Reviewed in the United States on May 23, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Paper plates
Item Package Quantity: 50, Size: 10 Inch Plate
Paper plates sturdy ,pretty too
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Reviewed in the United States on May 6, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Good value
Item Package Quantity: 50, Size: 10 Inch Plate
Good, sturdy plates. Great in the microwave. Leak resistant.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 26, 2026