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I Need New Conspiracy Theories MugI need new conspiracy theories because all my old ones came true. How weird is it when your normie friends that used to leave the room when you really got going now are spouting off how there are evil elites trafficking children or covert government ops working with corporations to enslave the masses with technocratic authoritarian policies? Hell, even the government admitted UFOs now. What's even left after Alex Jones can even laugh "I told you so?"
I need new conspiracy theories because all my old ones came true. How weird is it when your normie friends that used to leave the room when you really got going now are spouting off how there are evil elites trafficking children or covert government ops working with corporations to enslave the masses with technocratic authoritarian policies? Hell, even the government admitted UFOs now. What's even left after Alex Jones can even laugh "I told you so?"Things are getting weird.
I guess there are still shape-shifting lizard people and COVID-19 vaccine depopulation schemes. Wait, no, Jim in accounting was already posting that shit on Facebook. Damn it.
• Ceramic
• Height: 3.85" (9.8 cm)
• Diameter: 3.35" (8.5 cm)
• White print area
• Color rim, inside, and handle
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
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★★★★★ 5
Perfect treat for my Dolcé!
Pattern Name: Bone, Size: 0.53 Ounce (Pack of 4)
My 14 pound Maltipoo LOVES these. It keeps her occupied for a good 30 minutes. Be sure to get the bone-shaped ones because little dogs will choke on the lollipop-shaped ones.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 2, 2026
★★★★★ 5
My dogs love these!
Pattern Name: Ring, Size: 0.42 Ounce (Pack of 10)
I have three very large dogs who absolutely love these treats. They are very picky because they’re very spoiled! But yes, they love these!
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Reviewed in the United States on May 12, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Good value
Pattern Name: Ring, Size: 0.42 Ounce (Pack of 10)
This is a new treat for our sweet girl and she loves it! She’s a small dog so I break them in two and it’s just enough.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 23, 2026
★★★★★ 4
Overpriced but beloved
Pattern Name: Ring, Size: 0.42 Ounce (Pack of 10)
I think these are so expensive but it really helps my teething dog!
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Reviewed in the United States on May 25, 2026
★★★★★ 5
My Shih Tzu goes crazy for these!!!
Pattern Name: Ring, Size: 0.42 Ounce (Pack of 4)
My guy’s favorite treat. He sticks his nose on the bag and can barely wait for me to get it open. Doesn’t upset his digestion. Have ordered multiple times and will continue to do so.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 23, 2026
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