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Cut Out Dickheads Not Carbs, Personalised Mug, Funny Rude Offensive Gift

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Cut Out Dickheads Not Carbs, Personalised Mug, Funny Rude Offensive GiftBecause lifes too short to waste energy on nonsense or people who drain it. This personalised mug is the perfect daily reminder to protect your peace while still enjoying bread, pasta, and all the good stuff. Designed for anyone whos done with toxic behaviour but not about to give up carbs, this mug blends sharp humour with zero apologies. Add a name on the back to make it personal, pointed, and just a little bit unhinged ideal for friends who love

Because life’s too short to waste energy on nonsense - or people who drain it.
This personalised mug is the perfect daily reminder to protect your peace while still enjoying bread, pasta, and all the good stuff.

Designed for anyone who’s done with toxic behaviour but not about to give up carbs, this mug blends sharp humour with zero apologies. Add a name on the back to make it personal, pointed, and just a little bit unhinged - ideal for friends who love blunt honesty with their morning caffeine.

Perfect for birthdays, office banter, gym-dropouts-with-a-sense-of-humour, or anyone who believes boundaries matter more than diets.

Less toxicity. More toast.

11oz capacity.

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