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Completely DeplorableWith a love of fast food, he fuels up on McDonald's and diet cokes and at 6'3" he has a hefty appetite and his farts are deplorable enough to fill this can with liberal's tears!
With a love of fast food, he fuels up on McDonald's and diet cokes and at 6'3" he has a hefty appetite and his farts are deplorable enough to fill this can with liberal's tears!
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4.4 ★★★★★
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★★★★★ 4
Holding up well.
Pattern Name: Checkered
Seems to be holding up to my aggressive chewer. I have it hanging from a tree branch and she loves leaping to get it! Buying another pair so she has a greater selection around the backyard.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 3, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Good quality
Pattern Name: Checkered
10/10 my dog lovessss and she chews through everything but they last daily tug of war, I don’t let her sit and chew on it thought I only use it outside
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Reviewed in the United States on May 28, 2026
★★★★★ 1
Cheap Never again
Pattern Name: Star, Pattern Name: Star
Cheap product. Returned immediately. My shitzu is over a year & a similar toy from the Dollar Tree lasted longer than 6 months. This item lasted 1 hour of receiving.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 14, 2025
★★★★★ 3
My doggy no like!
Pattern Name: Star
My dog completely ignored them.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 3, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Fun toy
Pattern Name: Checkered
This was a very fun toy but didn't last too long with our 1-year-old lab who is an aggressive chewer.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 27, 2026
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