Shit Cassandra Saw: Stories
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Shit Cassandra Saw: Stories

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Shit Cassandra Saw: Stories"Kirby has mastered the art of short fiction A stunning collection from a writer whose talent and creativity seem boundless." NPR "Kirby takes joy in subverting the reader's expectations at every turn. Her characters might be nave, even reckless, but they aren't about to be victims: They're strong, and brave, and nearly always capable of rescuing themselves." New York Times Book Review Margaret Atwood meets Buffy in these funny, warm, and furious

"Kirby has mastered the art of short fiction...A stunning collection from a writer whose talent and creativity seem boundless."
--NPR

"Kirby takes joy in subverting the reader's expectations at every turn. Her characters might be naïve, even reckless, but they aren't about to be victims: They're strong, and brave, and nearly always capable of rescuing themselves."
--New York Times Book Review

Margaret Atwood meets Buffy in these funny, warm, and furious stories of women at their breaking points, from Hellenic times to today.

Cassandra may have seen the future, but it doesn't mean she's resigned to telling the Trojans everything she knows. In this ebullient collection, virgins escape from being sacrificed, witches refuse to be burned, whores aren't ashamed, and every woman gets a chance to be a radioactive cockroach warrior who snaps back at catcallers. Gwen E. Kirby experiments with found structures--a Yelp review, a WikiHow article--which her fierce, irreverent narrators push against, showing how creativity within an enclosed space undermines and deconstructs the constraints themselves. When these women tell the stories of their triumphs as well as their pain, they emerge as funny, angry, loud, horny, lonely, strong protagonists who refuse to be secondary characters a moment longer. From "The Best and Only Whore of Cym Hyfryd, 1886" to the "Midwestern Girl Is Tired of Appearing in Your Short Stories," Kirby is playing and laughing with the women who have come before her and they are telling her, we have always been this way. You just had to know where to look.
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Good toy overall!
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These dog toys are good for in the middle of hard chewers we have a dog that is a very hard chewer and will chew up anything, these toys lasted a good while!
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When these toys first arrived and I opened the box I was disappointed. They seemed a bit flimsy and were not what I was expecting Boy was I wrong! My dog lived his new toy and it’s has not left his side. Best of all, it’s a tough little toy that can take a beating and keep going. My dog usually tears through his toys in a matter of hours, and I tried numerous toys over the years. I’ve tried Kevlar toys, toy that claim to be very sturdy, he always destroyed them in a matter of hours. This toy looks flimsy, but it’s soft and strong
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Dog toy that lasts.
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I've got a heavy chewer on my hands, so I've basically thrown money away on countless "durable" toys that get shredded in minutes. I was skeptical about these, but the "no stuffing" design caught my eye—at least there wouldn't be fluff all over my living room! I'm happy to report that these have actually lasted! My dog loves shaking them around and making them squeak. The crinkle sound is a huge bonus; it really keeps him engaged. The fact that they're lightweight makes them perfect for a game of fetch, and my dog can easily carry them around. For the price, getting a whole bundle of these is a great deal. If you're tired of cleaning up toy stuffing, I'd definitely recommend giving these a try.
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Not for aggressive dogs but no stuffing is super!
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I've bought these several times but have the attitude that toys are disposable. One of my hounds will drop right through then to pull out the squeaker before losing interest. My other hound wants to love them. Glad there is no stuffing to get all over the house but they will tear quickly.
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Best toys for our livestock puppies since they have been getting into our outdoor things which isn’t their faults but i figure I would get these small squeaky animals toys and they are obsessed and love playing tug a war with them! They’re super soft, the quality is amazing cause these puppies are tough chew monsters, love the squeaky sound it makes and the patting are suitable as well! Definitely recommend this especially for the price and how fast shipping was !
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