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Service Mimosa funny kitchen tea towels with sayings on themOur towels are sewn and printed by hand (by our all female team!) in Michigan from 100% unbleached cotton. They measure approximately 24" x 26" when opened up, and can be thrown in the washer and dryer. They're printed with an eco friendly, water based ink, that's good for the environment and soft to the touch! They make a great hostess gift with a bottle of wine, or a fun stocking stuffer or white elephant gift too! KEYWORDS: Security Guard Ma'am you
Our towels are sewn and printed by hand (by our all female team!) in Michigan from 100% unbleached cotton. They measure approximately 24" x 26" when opened up, and can be thrown in the washer and dryer. They're printed with an eco-friendly, water-based ink, that's good for the environment and soft to the touch! They make a great hostess gift with a bottle of wine, or a fun stocking stuffer or white elephant gift too! KEYWORDS: Security Guard Ma'am you can't bring outside drinks in here, Me This is a service mimosa, towels with printed sayings, snarky tea towels, tea towels, funny tea towels, screen printed towels, ellembee dish towels, flour sack towels, tea towels, kitchen towels, made in Michigan, made in USA, dish towels, towels about alcohol, gifts for drinkers, boozy gift ideas, gifts for moms, brunchlife, brunching, boozy lifestyle,Shipping Notes
- Free Standard Shipping on $100+ Orders to the USA.
- Except Preorder products are shipped in 48 hours.
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- Standard Shipping : 3-10 business days
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- We offer a 30-day return/exchange service after receiving.
- Final sale items are not eligible for returns or exchanges.
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4.5 ★★★★★
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★★★★★ 5
Incredibly Soft and Cozy — Looks High-End
Color: Cream White, Size: Throw, Color: Cream White, Size: Throw
This blanket is extremely soft and has a really luxurious feel.
It looks high-end and adds a cozy, finished look to a room. The size is great for a throw—not too small, and big enough to comfortably use for one or even share.
It’s one of those pieces that adds both comfort and a nice decorative touch.
What I like:
Very soft and cozy
High-end look and feel
Good size for a throw
Great value & versatility
Overall, I’ve been really happy with this and reach for it often.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 13, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Perfect blanket
Color: Bubble Light Grey, Size: Throw
This blanket is better than expected. The quality is amazing! Ordering more! Soft and warm and cozy.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 2, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Very Impressive Quality
Color: Bubble Dark Yellow, Size: Throw
I don't normally write reviews but my search for a low-cost quality throw for my sofa is finally over, right down to the "dark yellow" color. The quality of this throw is amazing for the price, it's just thick enough and very luxurious looking and feeling. I washed it straight out of the box upon delivery fully expecting an issue so I could return it asap. I used the delicate cycle in cold water, low heat in the drawer and it looks better than when it arrived. I ordered several other throws for $20 or less on Amazon that were too thin or the color was dreadful, but this item was perfect in every way. No shedding so far.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 18, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Love this beautiful blanket.
Color: Cream White, Size: Throw
This blanket did not disappoint. It’s thick and lush and comfortable on the every level. It’s also classy looking.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 24, 2026
★★★★★ 5
I LOVE THIS BLANKET!!
Color: Pink, Size: Throw
Just buy it right now because it’s very affordable, high quality, and soooooooo silky soft. Feels similar to a Minky couture blanket, only with longer fuzzies. I got the one sided raspberry pink looking colored throw size and I love it. No regrets, easy to wash, and doesn’t fall apart in washer. I love it and will buy more in the future, highly recommend🩷🩷🩷
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Reviewed in the United States on May 28, 2026