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Monstropus 2.0 Vibrating Tentacle Silicone DildoBuzzing Tentacle Monster Key Features Fantasy Dildo: This robust, yellow and green tentacle is thick, textured with suckers, and has a tapered tip. Powerful Vibration: Enjoy 3 speeds and 7 patterns of buzzing vibration! Premium Silicone: Made out of premium, phthalate free, body safe silicone. Harness Compatible Suction Cup Base: The wide base is both strap on harness compatible and has a suction cup for hands free rides. Waterproof and Rechargeable:
Buzzing Tentacle Monster
Key Features
- Fantasy Dildo: This robust, yellow and green tentacle is thick, textured with suckers, and has a tapered tip.
- Powerful Vibration: Enjoy 3 speeds and 7 patterns of buzzing vibration!
- Premium Silicone: Made out of premium, phthalate-free, body-safe silicone.
- Harness Compatible Suction-Cup Base: The wide base is both strap-on harness compatible and has a suction cup for hands-free rides.
- Waterproof and Rechargeable: Rated IPX6 waterproof so it can handle showers and splashes of water. Recharge using the USB cable provided.
A huge octopus grabs onto the boat, and pulls it to the side! You fall into the water, thrashing amidst the fallen items from the boat and scrambling to get hold of anything that you can climb onto! In pure panic, you grab something long and thick nearby… only to realize with dread that it is alive and moving! One of the monster's long tentacles is holding onto the boat, too! You try to use it to climb to the boat, pushing against it to get your head above the water for a breath, but the tentacle pulls you in! Helplessly you gasp as it holds you above water and watches you sputtering! Its grasp is merciless and unyielding. Your whole body is beginning to be wrapped up by tentacles. The abnormally thick and brightly colored limbs explore you as it holds onto the mast of the boat with one large tentacle. It slips beneath your clothes and pulls them off you. You gasp in pain as your clothing shreds and tears, the fabric pulling against your flesh. You shiver as much in fear as from the cold as it holds you half-naked with salt spraying and splashing against you. One long, slim tentacle begins to reach between your thighs and with shock, you scream as you realize what is going to happen next! The tentacle oozes out some slime and then forces itself inside! You gasp and wail in pain and fear at this violation, but then the wails of fear turn into soft moans of pleasure. The rage inside you rises to the surface and you enjoy the deep, penetrating reach of this thick tentacle. "Yes, I deserve this. I deserve to be given exactly what I want… no matter how dark and dirty…" and you writhe in pleasure in the middle of the ocean where no one can see you, no one can judge.
Monstropus 2.0 Vibrating Tentacle Silicone Dildo Specs:
Measurements:- Overall length: 7.3 inches.
- Insertable length: 6.6 inches.
- Narrowest insertable diameter: 0.5 inches.
- Widest insertable diameter: 2.8 inches.
Color: Yellow, green
Note: Do not submerge under water. Use only with water-based lubricants for best results.
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★★★★★ 5
A great read for anyone looking to upset the world!!
Format: Hardcover
Tim does a great job simplifying our mandate from God as believers in this book. His ability to articulate and expound on the command given in Matthew 16, to go unto the world, is biblically based content. I recommend this book because it’s a testament of the work of Christ in Tim’s life, and Embassy City Church. Thank you for obeying the Spirit when writing this book, Tim.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 27, 2021
★★★★★ 5
Thank you for this call to action!
Format: Hardcover
I finally received my copy today and haven't put it down. This book is well written, engaging, and practical. It's a simple read with a powerful message. It's easy to understand no matter where you are in your journey or what your denomination. I didn't realize I was already an upsetter in training!
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Reviewed in the United States on October 10, 2020
★★★★★ 5
Inspiration
This book was very inspirational and informative. Tim Ross' writing style was conversational and made the book Ann easy read. It answered questions I had about evangelism and inspired me to want to be Ann Upsetters.
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Reviewed in the United States on December 1, 2020
★★★★★ 5
I'm upset! ..and now I'm an upsetter!
What a powerful evangelism tool. Very well written and full of thought-provoking clarity. As I read, it was almost as if the stories were a mirror reading me. This book has inspired me to start a study group with young adults to inspire them to become upsetters as well. I want this message to be contagious! Blessings!!
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Reviewed in the United States on July 14, 2020
★★★★★ 5
Officially An Upsetter!
Format: Hardcover
I just finished reading Upset the World, and I’m ready to read it again! This is the book you need that you didn’t know you needed. So much truth, so much revelation, and so much perspective. The book itself is also beautiful and easy to read. Tim Ross’ words, humor, and truth is the perfect mix bringing this message to the world.
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Reviewed in the United States on August 1, 2020