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Funny Retirement Ornament - #7 Day Weekends - Laser Cut Wood, Comes in Gift BoxCelebrate an exciting new time of life with thIS cute and funny retirement ornament! Pretty laser cut wood ornament with sweet and funny sentiment and Happy Retirement. Includes an engraving to commemorate the year. Give as a retirement gift, a womans retirement gift, mens retirement gift or retirement ornament. Comes in a gift box so it's ready for giving. FEATURES Celebrate an exciting new time of life with this cute and funny retirement ornament!
Celebrate an exciting new time of life with thIS cute and funny retirement ornament! Pretty laser cut wood ornament with sweet and funny sentiment and Happy Retirement. Includes an engraving to commemorate the year. Give as a retirement gift, a womans retirement gift, mens retirement gift or retirement ornament. Comes in a gift box so it's ready for giving.
FEATURES
- Celebrate an exciting new time of life with this cute and funny retirement ornament!
- Pretty laser cut wood ornament with sweet and funny sentiment "Happy Retirement - #SeverDayWeekends"
- Includes an engraving to commemorate the year.
- Give as a retirement gift, a womans retirement gift, mens retirement gift or retirement ornament.
- Comes in a gift box so it's ready for giving.
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★★★★★ 4
Fun dog toy, but not for heavy chewers
Color: Pink, Size: 14 IN
The armadillo is cute. My pittie, Sasha, was very excited to see it. She just had TPLO surgery on her left knee (she tore her ACL just before the 4th of July), and I wanted to get her something she could play with while she convalesces, that isn't a ball—she really likes to run and jump and chase the ball, but with her knee out of commission, I didn't want her to get depressed being trapped in her crate while she heals—with this toy, she was able to keep playing and not over excert herself and get more hurt. It quickly became her favorite toy; she chews it relentlessly and gets made when I take it from her (see below).
It makes a funky squeak that's not a high-pitched squeak, like I thought it would be; it's more a low-pitched, lowing sound like a baby calf. One thing I would like to point out to other purchasers about what the description says:
"Durable and Long Lasting - Made from premium soft materials, our cute plush dog toys can withstand rough play for indoor or outdoor and last for years to come. The textured surface also helps massage and soothe your dog's gums during playtime"
This is a little misleading. It's a good texture and Sasha loved to play with it, but it wasn't very durable. It might be when compared to other chew toys, but not for my baby. She tore the nose off within 20 minutes of getting it. The next morning, she ripped off an ear, and I had to pull the stuffing out of the face so she wouldn't eat it while chewing away. She doesn't seem to mind, but I sure wish it had held up a little more.
All-in-all, this was a good toy for a few days.
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Reviewed in the United States on July 29, 2025
★★★★★ 5
Must buy!
Color: Grape
My dogs love this and so do I. It really smells like “fun grape” like a fun smelling marker. It’s gentle for their teeth and durable! They are both interested in it and take turns using it, pretty awesome!
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Reviewed in the United States on June 6, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Great for SuperChewers. Keeps my Golden busy.
Color: Bear, Color: Bear
My dog loves it and it keeps her busy for a while. She actually pulls it out of her toy basket and brings it to me when she wants it filled. I break her treats into some pieces that are easy to get and some a little harder. This way she doesn’t get them too fast or loose interest if they’re harder to get. Also, she’s had it for 3 months and there’s barely a mark on it and she’s still a puppy that chews her toys to pieces.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 5, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Durable, cute, & smells so good!
Color: Bear
OMG- didn’t expect this to be my dog’s favorite stuffable dog chew, but it is!! This durable rubber like dog chew is still intact and smells like blueberries after over 2 months! Great for hours with each new treat! Am buying another, when I need to :) great value
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Reviewed in the United States on April 4, 2026
★★★★★ 4
Mostly happy
Color: Grape
Have a 1 1/2 yr old Belgian Malinois who needs things to do. I bought these and he loved it. Bad thing, it took him 1 day to chew the rope off both grape and pineapple. The stems on the cherry were also chewed off. The rest of the toy is intact and he still loves it.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 14, 2026