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Mr. Moustachio's 5 Gnarliest Goats of All TimeMr. Moustachio loved mustaches. His pamphlet "Mr. Moustachio's 10 Manliest Mustaches of All Time" became an overnight sensation. Not one to waste time, he decided to see what other types of facial follicles he could create. After all, he took great pride in staying on top of the latest face fashions. One day, after visiting a petting zoo, Mr. Moustachio became inspired by the chin hair on some friendly Billy Goats. In a flash of brilliance, he decided
Mr. Moustachio loved mustaches. His pamphlet "Mr. Moustachio's 10 Manliest Mustaches of All Time" became an overnight sensation. Not one to waste time, he decided to see what other types of facial follicles he could create. After all, he took great pride in staying on top of the latest face fashions.One day, after visiting a petting zoo, Mr. Moustachio became inspired by the chin hair on some friendly Billy Goats. In a flash of brilliance, he decided that chin whiskers would be very stylish for the modern man. He decided to call this new style a "Goatee" and quickly went to work publishing a pamphlet he called "5 Gnarliest Goats of All Time."
Like Mr. Moustachio, adults and kids alike can experience the fun and excitement associated with facial hair using these fake goatees! Each set comes with a total of five stick-on goatees. Each package contains one each of the following styles: Soul Patch, Chin Puff, Pirate Twist, Balbo and French Fork.
Unlike our competitors, these gnarly goats offer a variety of creative styles with a personality to match. When you peel the goatees off, you reveal a unique slogan that relates to a character description on the back of the packaging. This is a great ice breaker at parties, and perfect for role-playing games.
Depending on the style, each goatee measures approximately 2-5 inches long. Easily applied and removed, these fuzzy goats are a fun and unique way to instantly change your appearance and attract attention.
Our goatees make the perfect accessory for any costume party or theater group. They are ideal for goody bags, stocking stuffers and giveaways. They can also be used as props for crazy photo sessions, or as a fun activity at a child's birthday party.
No matter which goofy goat you choose, you are sure to be the center of attention!
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★★★★★ 2
DNF
Format: Kindle
I really tried to finish this book. There was too much detail in more than half the book. They do not even meet for. Ore than half the book. If you are looking for spice, this is not the book for you. This is more a late teen if that. I stopped reading when she made her choice of men for her first time. There isn’t any urge to read the next chapter. Easy to put down.
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Reviewed in the United States on August 7, 2025
★★★★★ 5
Wonderful
Format: Kindle
What a wonderful long read, with depth, emotions, storyline and a touch of $mut. This story was definitely more centered around the storyline rather than any $ex scenes and lived up to “Cozy Omegaverse”. We saw the pack dynamic’s evolve as she was ready for them to evolve, they were patient with her and allowed her to break free from her own constraints.
Amazing!
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Reviewed in the United States on June 25, 2025
★★★★★ 4
A Nice Story
Format: Kindle
I love Omegaverse and its many stories. The book is a wonderful story. The characters are intriguing and are each unique. There were a few issues with repetitive phrases through out the book and a few misspellings but the biggest issue was the very painful slow burn. I feel if it weren’t so slow
It could have incorporated more content about each character. Overall a solid story though.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 25, 2025
★★★★★ 3
decent…but
Format: Kindle
This is my first book from this author, and while I do really love omegaverse stories, this one left a lot to be desired. This book is a hard-core slow, slow, slow burn: (75% or later in the book)
I will say that I finished it. Unfortunately, I struggled through a lot of it due to punctuation errors, and general editing that must have been looked over during the revision process.
I also feel like a lot of information was left out and there wasn’t closure regarding her parents. The dynamic of the pack before Lydia joined is a little confusing, the only person who showed affection towards Elias was the Head alpha. The other two seemed indifferent to him in an intimate relationship way. That doesn’t really scream cohesive pack to me.
I am hopeful that the next book in the series is better edited, and that the author decides not to use the same phrases over and over again. I’m pretty sure “honey-warm” was mentioned over 15 times when describing Elias’s scent. That got really old, really fast.
Overall, it was a decent book. Not sure I would read it again or recommend it until of these errors are remedied.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 26, 2025
★★★★★ 5
Definitely a comfort read
Format: Kindle
Just a comfy cozy nice long read. While this is definitely a SLOOOOOOOOWWWWW burn, this is how you do RH right; a nice long novel where you actually get to know the characters so you can feel more connected to them & the story, not to mention getting enough time to actually remember all their names haha. & they are all consent kings. Also I do so love me some double omega OV, siiiigh (heart eyes). I wish there had been juuust a bit more spice, like maybe just between Elias & others before MC was ready (made Elias feel a bit underdone or gimmicky without it), I did love this read. Low stress, comfy read. It could've used another round of editing for some minor errors & type issues but it wasn't bad enough to pull ne out of the story. Though I did giggle at 'knecks', thinking kuh-necks in my head. Overall I'd say 9/10
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Reviewed in the United States on March 28, 2025