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Deadpool's Affirmations: Feel Yourself to Heal YourselfDeadpools Affirmations will make you laugh, want to kick a$$, and wonder whether you should have asked Wolverine for advice instead. I know what you are thinking: Why would I take life advice from a mouthy merc in red spandex who treats villains like human piatas? Fair question! Heres the thingwho better to teach you how to live than someone who PHYSICALLY CANNOT DIE? (Except a little on the inside when I see cute kittens.) Im like a self healing
Deadpool’s Affirmations will make you laugh, want to kick a$$, and wonder whether you should have asked Wolverine for advice instead.
I know what you are thinking: “Why would I take life advice from a mouthy merc in red spandex who treats villains like human piñatas?” Fair question! Here’s the thing—who better to teach you how to live than someone who PHYSICALLY CANNOT DIE? (Except a little on the inside when I see cute kittens.) I’m like a self-healing fortune cookie with katanas and a spectacular a$$.
And if I can find meaning in an immortal life filled with endless injury and an internal monologue that never shuts up, I can definitely help your delightfully temporary self find purpose! Also, Wolverine is busy.
Seriously though, buy this book. It has adorable illustrations of yours truly. And I have a chimichanga habit to feed.
And if I can find meaning in an immortal life filled with endless injury and an internal monologue that never shuts up, I can definitely help your delightfully temporary self find purpose! Also, Wolverine is busy.
Seriously though, buy this book. It has adorable illustrations of yours truly. And I have a chimichanga habit to feed.
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★★★★★ 5
Order to your size. No need to go up or down.
Color: Brown, Size: Large
Fits well and they look good! Satisfied with my purchase.
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Reviewed in the United States on December 7, 2025
★★★★★ 1
Nothing but big for me, I need a small size
Color: White, Size: Medium
Good but very big for me I need S size
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Reviewed in the United States on August 31, 2025
★★★★★ 4
Buy them !
Color: Black, Size: X-Large
Great
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Reviewed in the United States on August 21, 2025
★★★★★ 5
Love Em!
Color: Black, Size: 3X-Small, Color: Black, Size: 3X-Small
Love it, already made a review for the blazer but the pants are just as fancy and fit great.
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Reviewed in the United States on November 9, 2025
★★★★★ 3
Great for a costume, but not for every day
Color: White, Size: Medium
I'm not sure what I was really expecting, but these pants made me feel like I was in the song zoot suit riot and/or Dick Tracy was trying to find me. They honestly just feel very costume-ish as opposed to being something dressy. I couldn't see myself wearing these to a job interview, which is kind of my standard for what qualifies as "dress clothes." However, they do fit quite well in the waist the and down the leg. I have a wide variety of clothing options, but I even find it difficult to pair anything with these pants.
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Reviewed in the United States on November 26, 2025