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My Dead Pets Are Interesting"Lenore Zion takes readers on a journey down the rabbit hole of the human condition. It is beautiful. It is ugly. And it is brilliant." Tom Hansen, author of American Junkie "Zanily macabre, refreshingly irreverent, unimpeachably funny, Lenore Zion is living proof of Oscar Wilde's assertion that there are no dull subjects, only dull writers, because damn it, her dead pets are interesting." Greg Olear, author of Fathermucker and Totally Killer "Zion's
"Lenore Zion takes readers on a journey down the rabbit hole of the human condition. It is beautiful. It is ugly. And it is brilliant." --Tom Hansen, author of American Junkie"Zanily macabre, refreshingly irreverent, unimpeachably funny, Lenore Zion is living proof of Oscar Wilde's assertion that there are no dull subjects, only dull writers, because damn it, her dead pets are interesting." --Greg Olear, author of Fathermucker and Totally Killer
"Zion's fearless writing mirrors what's disgusting and great about the human condition." --Tony DuShane, author of Confessions of a Teenage Jesus Jerk
"Reminiscent of David Sedaris' work in its wit, compassion, and honesty, but Zion's breathy, stream-of-consciousness confessional style is all her own. She reveals her most hilarious thoughts on topics ranging from face cancer to elder care." --Summer Block
"The most disquieting, surprisingly poignant and shockingly honest stories you will ever do yourself the favor of reading." --Kimberly M. Wetherell, award-winning filmmaker
"A really really funny book. I suspect a small camera has been installed in each copy, and every time we laugh, Zion is taking notes, plotting her next triumph..." --Nathan Pensky
Binding Type: Paperback
Publisher: Nervous Breakdown LLC
Published: 03/31/2011
ISBN: 9780982859834
Pages: 228
Weight: 0.58lbs
Size: 8.00h x 5.25w x 0.52d
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★★★★★ 5
Great Size, Strong Enough for Everyday Use, and Worth Reordering
Size: 300 Count
I reorder these regularly, and that really says the most. They’ve been consistent, practical, and a good value for what you get.
They’re strong enough to handle normal meals without feeling like they’re going to give way. I’ve had no issues using them for everyday food, and they hold up well as long as you’re using them as intended.
I also like the size. They’re a little over 8½ inches, which works well for most meals. If I have something heavier, I can put a plate holder underneath, and these still fit just fine.
The print/design is simple, which I don’t mind at all. I’m more concerned with how they perform, and these do what I need them to do.
I’ve used name-brand paper plates before, and for my everyday use, I feel like these compare very well, especially considering the price.
I’ll also be honest—paper plates just make sense for me. I tend to drop things because of how my hands work, so
this helps prevent broken dishes and the cleanup that comes with that. Plus, it definitely cuts down on doing dishes.
Overall, these are reliable, affordable, and something I’ll continue to reorder.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 17, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Great Everyday Paper Plates for the Price
Size: 100 Count (Pack of 1)
For around six bucks, getting 100 microwave-safe paper plates like this is a really good deal. Also, they’re actually pretty good quality. They can hold a decent amount of food and they don’t get all soggy or start dripping through the bottom halfway through eating. The soak-proof part is legit.
Another thing I liked is the design. The white and green looks simple but nice, and they honestly just look better than a lot of the random cheap paper plates out there. I’ve been using them pretty regularly for quick meals and throwing food in the microwave, and they’ve been really convenient.
I will say, if the food is extremely hot, the bottom of the plate does warm up pretty fast since the plates are somewhat thin underneath. Sometimes using two plates instead of one helps with that. Aside from that though, they’ve been excellent. For the amount you get, the quality is genuinely solid and they’ve held up really well for everyday use. Amazon Basics definitely nailed these. 100% would recommend them.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 9, 2026
★★★★★ 4
Worthwhile purchase
Size: 300 Count
Could be a tad more sturdy, maybe higher sides however still recommend; at the price/ quantity, the shear convenience, they burn easily in the firepit, and save on water/soap.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 6, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Great plates at a great price
Size: 200 Count
They are not heavy duty for a full plate out for simple foods and treats these are great. I have them on subscription and I get more fir the value compared to the stores near me. Perfect for pizza nights when u don't want to do the dishes!
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Reviewed in the United States on April 26, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Thank you. They are great.
Size: 100 Count (Pack of 1)
Perfect! Use them all the time. Nice and easy. Works great. Pretty sturdy too :)
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Reviewed in the United States on May 19, 2026
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